What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

Moonraker

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service